Wision--SesQuaTercet USA ™ de facto trademark Petry System Family Wision USA

in conjunction with

project NEMO

presents

Professors' Spring Fling

an advanced space sciences romantic adventure comedy, PG-13 Sci4fi feature

Mr. Raymond Kenneth Petry, Strategic Director
a Wision--SesQuaTercet USA production

Four research professors took the ultimate Spring Break
out of this world, and this world wants to get it back.

(a division of Lanthus Corporation)

[index][script][music][sets&settings][budget][prospectus][roles]
[feature] Four university tenure-track researchers returned to Earth by UFO on Monday, escaped by submarine with a newly extant sister,- who's fiance wants her back and is willing to take the UFO from Area 51 and chase them across the universe and beyond.... An astronomical linguistical mathematical systematical exploration turning the universe inside-out, as you never learned in the common universities.
[Music specified in this screenplay is the Strategic Director's selection]

Act 1

'Where in the world did they go?'

PRELUDE AND FANFARE:
(music - They Don't Know/Tracey Ullman)
(music - Who Wants To Live Forever/Queen/:"Must try!")
FADE IN:
Orange dawn on a black horizon under purple sky.
TITLE:
EARLY NEXT MORNING
TRANSFORM TO:
EXT. DRIVEWAY - DIANA'S HOUSE - SPRING MORNING
Six Police cars parked in the driveway and along the curb are ultraviolet-sheen-white official-insignia "Protect And Harmonize" sedans with blue-bubble rooftop mounds; one sleek UV-sheen-black chase-car trimmed in white-hot "Golf Storm" and aero-dimpled over edges for laminar airflow.
Famous-look POLICE OFFICERS uniformed in violet-flowers-on-white-chameleon photochromic shirts, shorts, gold-petunia communicator badges: Five swarm the grounds;
Front door is open, cordoned-off by yellow "Police" ribbon.
A CAR PASSES, slowing to see the house:--
HARRY (30-35, med. tall sturdy male model, college-football-hero), Christian, Republican, nuclear chemistry professor: As in prequels but distinct coiffure, beard/shave, driving glasses, jewelry, watch, ring…
JAIME (22-29 younger shorter med. tall bosomy-showy female model), grad student, campus reporter;
Park up the street;--
(00:00 - Please Don't Go/No Mercy)
SUPERIMPOSE title credits, dexter, University font:
Petry System Family Wision USA, -and-
N E M O Nuclear Emergency Management,
- present -
a Wision--Sesquatercet USA production
-EARLY THE NEXT MORNING-
PROFESSORS' SPRING FLING
Raymond Kenneth Petry, Strategic Director
Quick-walk back … and up to the front porch;
Harry reaches through the ribbon and KNOCKS on the screen--
HARRY
(tentatively)
Hello!?
Superimposition vanishes.
HARRY
(knocks again)
Hello!?
POLICE OFFICER
(just inside: head only)
You've crossed a Police-line.
HARRY
Yes, sir: My fiancee Diana, and her sister Gwen, live here.
POLICE OFFICER
(back inside loud)
Captain: We've got a couple testimonies to take!
CAPTAIN (OS)
(outside the open back)
Bring them inside!
POLICE OFFICER
(head only)
Come-in,-- You are…
Harry ushers Jaime into the--
INT. LIVINGROOM - PER SPRING RETURNS - (CONTINUOUS)
Officers in blue-cameleon, search, gathering hidden audio cassette-recorders; LIEUTENANT, room-back; CAPTAIN, sunlit white-cameleon out the back window-wall; Sofa, table, HDTV; Harry, Jaime, show State Campus IDs (100% face-holographs):
HARRY
(answering)
Harry, -and Jaime,- from U-campus: Diana called me last night,-- said she and Gwen were leaving immediately.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes on e-pad)
And where you can be reached:-- phone or pager…
HARRY
Voice-e-mail: Harry-at-Nuke-U-edu …
(to e-pad)
Harry-at-nuke-dot-U-dot-edu;
(a beat)
And, Jaime-at-P-News … a dash … dot-U-dot-edu. I carry an e-mail pager,-- same e-mail address.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
And did they say where they were going?
HARRY
She didn't say-- but she'd told me this might happen: Something strange had developed this week.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
Do you know anything about their involvement with the nationwide hunt for the U-F-O aliens?
HARRY
(aback)
No-- but, several of our friends have been acting strangely about this:-- Daniel, especially: He and Peter, and Gwen, went to the desert for Spring Recess;-- I'd have gone with them, but we had data-trouble in a laboratory, and I stayed to investigate:-- When they returned, Daniel acted like I didn't exist!
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
Not extraordinarily odd for friendships to lapse in times of trouble.
HARRY
I mean, He was astonished to see me: as though I couldn't possibly exist anymore!-- He got over it.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes-X)
Okay: That's extraordinary. Where-about in the desert?
HARRY
Nevada, near Area 51.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
Are you people, U-F-O groupies?
Jaime chuckles;--
HARRY
(smiles)
No,-- We fit the ordinary doctoral collegiate profile: We'd contracted to test extreme environment gear.
JAIME
(explains)
Extra-curricular financial gain,-- not extraterrestrial: Every crumb helps.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
And did they return on schedule:- Did they have one?
HARRY
They were a day late for resuming classes:-- Dan said their new wristwatches had reset the year.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
Does their attendance or absence affect the performance of others?
HARRY
Shouldn't, But yes for your report: All three are regular lecturers on the U-campus.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes-O)
That is odd. You should tell them, Nevada Sheriffs Authority wants them in connection with the U-F-O:- Apparently they were picked-up by a senior citizen driving in the area, and taken to a local town, where they took a taxicab home --across stateline,-- and that's odd too. We got notification inter-State, with request to question them: what they saw and heard;- Did they relate any of their desert-visit?
HARRY
No: I was expediting to an evening colloquium when I stopped to pick-up Daniel;-- We crossed paths later several times: He observes at one of my lectures.
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
And your fiancee-- Diana?
HARRY
Yes,-- She's a grad-student --not mine;-- She's been here all along:- Teaches two classes…. She said she left me some things in her bedroom: Might I retrieve them,-- please?
POLICE OFFICER
(notes)
I suppose that'll be all right. Did she tell you about leaving several tape-recorders running, hidden around the livingroom?
HARRY
No,-- just her vase with a bouquet I gave her for our engagement, and some legal papers.
JAIME
(to Officer)
Did you get a warrant to search the house?!
POLICE OFFICER
No, ma'am:- We're operating under hot-pursuit guidelines: We had the house under protective surveillance last night: Diana may be in danger: They didn't show for an interview with the station Sergeant this morning; and didn't answer the door; And we entered at 11-Oh-1.
JAIME
Diana's in no immanent danger with them: She went on her own will and recognizance;-- and it's Miss, not Ma'am.
POLICE OFFICER
Your right, Miss: But we'll leave the determination of coincidence of extraordinary and odd with the investigative team.
(to Harry)
Must be difficult to break-up suddenly.
HARRY
I was prepared in case: The C-E-O laid it out for us.
POLICE OFFICER
The C-E-O is …
HARRY
Campus Ethics Organization faculty, administrators, staff and students: Reviews and recommends procedures and conduct for maintaining social propriety: Diana and I met through Gwen,- They permitted our trysting with restrictions: She had to take other lecturers when available, We had to announce a year in advance, And the marriage had to be without encumbrances.
Captain enters, whites turning blue: notes their presence;
LIEUTENANT
(to Captain)
Captain, we've got a possible lead: 2-Navy-3 has newly released information on last night's dockyard disturbance: N-I-S is now tendering an admission, that, Some vehicular equipment scheduled for demolition was removed prematurely by unspecified persons.
CAPTAIN
Not much help: Follow-up through Robbery Division: If they are our bunch, N-I-S will have to tell us where they went.
LIEUTENANT
Yes, sir.
Harry, Jaime, nod,-- leave the Officer, and walk up the white-plush carpeted stairs …
INT. UPSTAIRS, HALL, DIANA'S BEDROOM
Arriving at the top of the stairs and proceeding,--
JAIME
Failed comedian:
(coins)
Coincidences of the Extraordinarily Odd … his, C-E-O….
HARRY
Police psychology ferets information by entertaining associations.
JAIME
He marks them with Ex's and Oh's.
(tug-inspects shirt)
Do I look like a mam, to you?
HARRY
I'd be amiss, just answering that.
(slight grins)
JAIME
(a beat)
What's with Diana's vase?
INT. DIANA'S BEDROOM - ENTRANCE - (CONTINUOUS)
Jaime ponders the room:
A glass vase of fresh flowers in water; 5 VHS cassettes [Event Horizon, Lost In Space, Body Snatchers, The Shining, My Favorite Martian] with Cow-snout-on-TV stickers, stacked on a rental-receipt-slip on a loaded VCR on a console-TV; A labeled legal manila envelope on the desk, Harry retrieves;
HARRY
She said, It is the most important thing to her, in the whole, world.
JAIME
(interprets)
Whatever happened, she loves, you.
HARRY
Truly; but her tone wasn't amorous.
(looks at her a beat)
Ordinary bedroom,-- What's got your attention?
JAIME
I'm thinking: the way Diana thinks.
HARRY
Don't get any warm and fuzzy notions: Diana's not obsolete.
JAIME
(chuckling, enters)
Don't get them yourself:-- I've always liked you, Harry, but you're definitely Diana's think-mate;-- If I have to drag you along, to find her, I shall … I'm thinking what Diana did here,-- smart cookie: If she made recordings to be found,-- then she made one to not, be found:
(points)
Like that V-C-R on her T-V-console: Take those cassettes.
Harry picks-up the cassettes, boxes, receipt,- and presses the EJECT button, comparing the receipt:--
HARRY
(reads aloud)
The Shining; Event Horizon; My Favorite Martian; Body Snatchers; Lost In Space.
JAIME
A message.
HARRY
(extracts cassette)
What message?!
(boxes it)
JAIME
(muses)
Cosmic hints: U-F-O's, transmuted identities, homeless space-aliens; She's giving you up, for a bigger horizon, Harry! The Shining, breaks scheme, but that's Diana sometimes.
HARRY
Maybe she's trying to reconcile herself to the U-F-O.
JAIME
(rouses)
Now wait just a hesit: The Shining!
(approaches close)
She called me in a panic, in the middle of the night: She'd had a bad dream about Gwen and the guys:
(examines The Shining)
She could not reach them-- Behind, the shining, lights!
HARRY
You've got me worried for them, again.
(passes cassettes)
These are your genre.
And retrieves the vase--
And they exeunt for the stairs …
INT. LIVINGROOM, STAIRS, LANDING
Officer busy; Harry, Jaime, land with their articles:
HARRY
(at the Officer)
Thanks!
(gestures with objects)
POLICE OFFICER
What are you taking?
HARRY
(points to Jaime's)
Five video cassettes, rentals, to return to Moo-Vis-a-Vis--
(gestures with)
And the vase and legal papers.
POLICE OFFICER
Okay. We've got a lead on where they went: We'll e-mail you if their bodies turn-up.
HARRY
(contrite)
Thanks.
Exeunt via front…
JAIME
(with Harry)
Thank you, Officer.
HARRY
(to Jaime)
If you don't mind, we'll stop at Moo-Vis-a-Vis and return your cassettes; Then I need spend the rest of the day in lecture-prep.
JAIME
Okay by me:-- I've seen these.
And beyond the front porch, to the street….
FADE TO:
INT. PACKED UNDERGRADUATE AUDITORIUM - WELL LIT (EVENING)
700 STUDENTS, 100 SELECT, 10 SPECIAL, conservatively well-dressed, coats, sweaters, books, laptops. 15 Grads in front and aisle: Jaime; JOHN (22-29 equ. med. tall male), nuclear physics; GARY (22-29 med. male), electro-physics; JEFF (26-35 tall male), postdoc mathematics lecturer, helicopter pilot; SUSAN (28-35 tall female), postdoc physics lecturer; TOMMI (22-29 tall female); BRAD (22-29 male). Also 2 Profs: MIKE (26-35 med., trim strong build male), astrophysics professor, DSc summa cum laude, topgun helicopter pilot; DAVE (26-35 tall male), computation professor, super-center researcher strategist. UNDERGRAD BARKEL aka CADET (18-19 med.-to-tall female, especially pretty), demure unassuming, funny, Pittman Mathematics Scholar; PENNY (20-21 female swimmer), nuclear chemistry; CARL (19-21 male); WILLIAM (19-21 male). Most carry sunglasses. [Cinema 1st row can situate as contiguous-behind the classroom 10th row]
A Metric Hesit Clock on the wall reads 7.993 PM. (04:48 PM)
"NUKE-CHEM 409C" is dry-erase-chalked on the left wing far upper corner over electronic display lines of neo-chemistry from Harry's laptop-feed, repeated on the right wing:
* denotes antHe(-2) entanglement
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
D (1) 1s:13.6 (eV)
He(2) 1s:54.4+24.6
Li(3) 1s:123.+75.6 2s: 5.4
Be(4) 1s:218.+154. 2s:18.2+ 9.3
B (5) 1s:340.+259. 2s:37.9+25.2 2p: 8
C (6) 1s:490.+392. 2s:64.5+47.9 2p:24+12
N (7) 1s:667.+552. 2s:97.9+77.5 2p:48+(44)
O (8) 1s:871.+739. 2s:138.+114. 2p:77+(104)
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
O+8 - C+6 ~ 1014. *0s-entangled O(1s)-C(1s)
O+8 - N+6 ~ 1219. *1s-entangled O(1s)-N(1s)
O*(6.25) O(2s)ring 1s*-offset: 0.192(1s)
O*(6.62) O(1s)ring 1s*-offset: 0.085(1s)
O*(6.6) 1s:596.+488. 2s:72.2+54.6 interpolated
0.5(O+8-6) ~ 805. O(1s-2s) e-exchange min.
0.7(O+8-6) ~ 1138. O(1s-2s) *-exchange max.
-20% *[4]:O[16] co-revolution max.
= 910. typ. O(1s-2s) exchange minimax.
-433. less *-driven ionization: O+6 max.
= 477. typ. *1s-landing minimax.
-(UNK) 1s-sub2s emissions
-(META) V*O(1s)-share
QED: Likely capture; highly stable.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
(*)C:D2O (below 1000°K)--> C(*D2):O (fusion)-->)
pnp, n, (or) npn, p; (*)C, O-2;
(eventually C + O --> CO)
(*)CO ++ D2O --> :(*)CO:D2O: --> :OC(*D2):O: -->)
pnp, n, (or) npn, p; (*)CO2-2 (*Ozone-2 dec.)-->
(*)CO-1, O-1 (or) (*)C, O2-2;)
(iterate, either).)
Widescreen main video above front-center and wide-monitor video-repeaters about the ceiling play [the podium table]:
On the podium table are his water-filled vase containing a single glowing antihelion dot barely visible, a D2O-filled flask, rubber-bulbed pipette, glass stirring rod, welder's goggles, rag-paper towels, a theater lighting control; his laptop is open, wired-up; a built-in VCR is ready, loaded:
He finishes chalking pseudocarbon-oxide-molecules drawings, carbon-water reaction energies, center board,-- and checks:
GLIDE BEHIND: Rightward of his work, is student handiwork:
/1/ Cantor can't or Cantor can /2/ torque Anne.
/1/ - Dr. Harry
/3/ Dr. Harry cannot prove this statement true.
/3/ - Dr. Cantor /4/ Cahn
He scans it, and erases it,--
Checks THE CLOCK,--
Turns to the table,-- and puts-on the microphone (PA-LOUD):
HARRY (+PA)
(adjusting microphone)
Thank you, all, for coming;- I hope there is sufficient room in this small,-semi-quadrant-amphitheater….
AUDIENCE GIGGLES.
HARRY (CONT'D PA)
This evening's lecture needs a spot of recent history;- We'll turn-down the lights, for a brief video.
(a beat)
Those of you who have Gwen's Math 5-71-C, Multi-Variate Statistical Methods on Octonion Manifolds, may have noticed her multi-conspicuous, absence today, and likewise Peter's and Daniel's students who are here, and our grads specially invited for this evening: It appears Gwen-et-al have followed an extraordinary lead quite outside the realm of their contract expedition; Along with my fiancee, I might add: who left us the following 20-dollar re-recording….
Controls the theater-remote:-- ROOM LIGHT DWINDLES;
HARRY (CONT'D PA)
(poses)
You recall our mention of the survival of antiprotons in a helium matrix: evidence of some stability, new, to physics, but not impossible at atomic radii…. After the video I will demonstrate what I believe is a similar experiment,-- also, left by our foursome: This was left on Diana's bedroom V-C-R. The Police Department has audio copies;- they apparently did not trace her remote cable T-V input switch.
VCR PLAYS-BACK Diana's livingroom scene [Spring Returns];
HARRY (PA)
(overlaps the start)
Note also: The Harry they speak-to, is not me,-- except Diana at first.
Full attention on main screen … repeaters … live-laptops …
Video runs till finished. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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LIGHTS COME-UP partially;--
HARRY (+PA)
Are there any questions?
FIRST-ROW GRAD
Harry, Are we to infer a connection with the U-F-O?
HARRY (+PA)
They contracted to test extreme-environment gear in the newly opened Area-51 public U-F-O-zone:-- the approximate location of the U-F-O atterrissage…. I should have gone-with, but we had laboratory data-malfunctions to exorcise.
ANOTHER GRAD
Who, is, the Harry, they talked-to?- He sounds like you, Harry.
HARRY (+PA)
(avoids)
I must confess, I don't know, -they didn't say;- Perhap he was someone they met in Area-51 … Let's begin….
(lectures)
Experiments since the 60's, attest the metastability of antiprotons in a helium matrix: 4-survivers in a hundred. Conversely, we assume 4-percent proton stability in anti-helium,-- had we enough. But conjecturably, possibly greater, metastability of single anti-helions in a hydrogen matrix: The Markov chain involves electron shielding….
(keys LAPTOP)
A CARTOON of a helion nucleus;
HARRY (CONT'D PA)
(sync's with LAPTOP)
Like, the alpha particle, the nuclear ant'helion or anti-alpha, sits within a 27-mega-electron-volt potential well, behind a 20-M-e-V barrier to antiproton-escape: a decade steeper than its nuclear surface potential … For a single proton to annihilate with an anti-helion, -as it can't extract an antiproton from the nucleus at its orbital radius of about 50-femto-meters,- it must plow-in or tunnel passed the nuclear meta-surface positron shield, to reach one of the internal antiprotons: before it bounces away faster than a nucleus gyrates…. Meanwhile the ant'helion collects two protons --which gyrate like a clack-clack toy to fusion, eject a deuteron, and a neutrino;-- and the ant'helion starts again.
(prepares flask, vase)
Replacing protons by deuterons gets increased fusion energy release and products of tritons and helions, and protons, neutrons, gamma rays and, lumination:-- we get photons…. For my experiment, I've brought a flask of heavy water, an abundant source of deuterium; and the vase contains what I believe may be an antihelium atom nucleus: I find it glows in the dark, in plain tap-water, without nutrients.
(keys laptop)
A GRAPH of the thermal power spectrum, fast-run resolution, with spread-blur of the thick tall 650-700/cm peak by (O-He*~C*)O2-bend; spread-blur of the broad high 2200-2400/cm peak by (O-He*~C*)O2-straddle; identified tiny ozone peaks (-He*+O)O2 at 800/cm, 1000/cm; multiple spectra of major H2O vapor 1200-2100/cm unchanged, 500/cm;
FIRST-ROW GRAD
(catches)
Harry: You're casing cata-strictive cold-fusion by anthelion: What about oxygen capturing the anthelion?!
HARRY (+PA)
(interpolates)
I've spent the afternoon pondering oxygen chemistry:-- Heavy nuclei should fusion anti-helions-- three anti-helions making anti-carbon …
(pointing with LAPTOP)
A peek at the plain-water thermal spectrum reveals a hint of oxygen chemistry: strong lines shifted and spread of carbon dioxide suggesting it is already deeply involved-- but not explaining where. Tomorrow I'll run a taxonomic sort, and tangloid simulations for 4-with-2-leptons….
(phrasing)
Water is a polar molecule: oxygen negatively charged. After hydrogen nuclear fusion, the doubly negative oxygen radical avoids the doubly negative anti-helion catalyst,- till eventually, with increased partial pressure and temperature, an oxygen atom does capture the ant'helion….
(phrasing)
But then, Oxygen's closed 1-s-electron orbital shell may be firm against antihelion penetration, at point-4-electron-Volts in Extended Bohr Theory;- This firmness should be overwhelmed in lighter nuclei, by reason of antipodally shared kinetic energy: and the effectual collision energy can approximate double against the 1-s electron shielding in lithium:-- to be our last experiment.
(keys laptop)
A CARTOON of a He*O H2-fusion;
HARRY (CONT'D PA)
(sync's with LAPTOP)
An oxygen atom has 2-available 2-p electron valence orbitals; and the anti-helion sinks into one of these holes, wrestling the electrons and reconfiguring their orbitals, then crashes the underlying weak closed 2-s shell, raising 2-s electrons to 2-p, and thermalizing itself,- thus avoiding its plumb line fall to the nuclear center,- and imparting its kinetic descent energy to ionizing ejection of 2-s and 2-p electrons per Alfven Hot Plasma Rules, while splitting the strong 1-s orbitals to nonintegral avoidance-warped mid-energy orbits, -as there are no 1-p mid orbitals,- from which they immediately radiate and resettle, emitting photons;- And finally the ant'helion co-revolves 4-to-1 with the oxygen nucleus, and settles on the still filled 1-s shell that it cannot then penetrate,- having no longer sufficient energy to raise the 1-s electrons to 2-s, too-short a wave function to tunnel far below for that energy, neither speed nor freedom to close-out the 1-s shell against electron occupancy, and not near enough nuclear entanglement to reduce oxygen 2-s energy structures to corresponding carbon 1-s levels. Rather, it cools, and sits, in permanent ensconcement, awaiting the next deuterium pair.
(dons welder's goggles)
Well-below the 2-s valence shell, it denatures its oxygen host into eccentric augmented pseudo carbon, readily attaching deuterium-oxide; and gyrates-with and fusions pairs of deuterons. Products escape on 4-mega-electron-volts: a triton and proton, or helion-3 and neutron; The charged oxygen atom goes free, or eventually a neutral oxygen atom may be captured; and either pseudo carbon or its oxide attaches more D-2-Oh and fusions more deuterons. Higher oxides of pseudocarbon are unstable ozone-like molecules.
(a beat)
Reiterating: The ant'helion thrives in water, in its own pseudocarbon-ended oxygen molecule, accessioning and fusioning fresh deuterons, and releasing and replenishing oxygen and energy, in a regulated manner….
(pipettes glow-dot from vase)
This should be especially vigorous, and, very stable.-- If you see this little glowing point of light,…
(grins-up)
Don 'em, if you've got 'em!
Jaime, most audience, don SUNGLASSES (F÷2);
HARRY (CONT'D +PA)
(resumes)
I'm transferring the ant'helion to the flask of heavy-water….
(pipettes glow-dot to flask)
Diluting its containment drop….
(stirs with glass-rod)
Brilliant writhing-shimmering SKYBLUE-LIGHT BURSTS from the flask, illuminating the room, and streaking-up his goggled face;-- Harry wild-grins.
The flask quickly BOILS-UP-- and BUBBLES OVER,--
Harry steps back as it spills out onto the table:--
ONE SPOT FLICKERS and FLASHES in a frothing water puddle.
HARRY (+PA)
(excites)
This experiment is working better than expected!- Are there any questions?!
MID-ROOM STUDENT
Is this only one atom?!
HARRY (+PA)
Yes, I believe so!
ANOTHER STUDENT
For how much are you willing to part with it?!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS.
HARRY (+PA)
(grins)
You may have it for free, after the next experiment.
AISLE GRAD
Harry, Is it wise to subject the one known atom of anti-helium to destruction in lithium?!
HARRY (+PA)
It's an unknown experiment within a bounded result: Lithium is harmless chemistry otherwise.
OTHER STUDENT
(mock urges)
It's protected by the Endangered Species Act of '73!
ANOTHER STUDENT
Doesn't Congress have to specify its paucity first?
OTHER STUDENT
(mock pleads)
It has no, known, mating habits: This automatically ranks as an endangered species!
STUDENT WIT
(droll)
Or an act of specious endangerment.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS.
STUDENT NERD
(confides)
Federal agencies are required to provide protection where practicable, and promote recovery.
NEW STUDENT
Where would they get another like it, practicably?
HARRY (PA)
(ponders a beat)
If Diana's intuition is correct as to its origin, there should be more antihelium near the U-F-O: It is likely a rare byproduct in antimatter engines.
(readies pipette)
I shall now subject it to the lithium-test.
(wets glow-dot)
Pipettes the cooled glow-dot into the lithium cup.
They wait a moment … then:
Brilliant RED LIGHT BLOOMS from the lithium cup,--
AND STOPS: There's no more glowing antihelion.
They pause in the dim-dark room light.
SOME STUDENT
(subdued blurt)
It's dead!- Harry slew the ant'he-lion dragon!
AUDIENCE CLAPS.
Harry doffs his goggles.
Jaime, most audience, DOFF THEIR SUNGLASSES (F×2);
JOHN
Harry, Lithium spectrum doesn't imply lithium fusion: Did you do the math on lithium-lithium fusion?
FELLOW GRAD
(answers)
John, Lithium reacts in water to form its hydroxide: If Harry's right about antihelion hiding below the 2-s orbital, then exothermic lithium, fission, could result: by spallation under hydrogen proton bombardment.
John 2-nods yes.
SOME GRAD
Harry, Could this dramatically impact cosmogenesis theory?
HARRY (+PA)
Probably not: Antimatter-paucity is attributable to the cosmic electron surplus exponentially propagating antiproton decomposition in baryon-lepton collisions. Antihelions came much later: limiting the antimatter extinction era to no later than the early atomic epoch,- but I think we agree that was already the extremum of cases.
ADJACENT GRAD
(appends)
Harry, you may be understating it, if antihelion-induced fusion and helion-induced fusion race for mutual population inversion, before final extinction.
HARRY (+PA)
(ponders a beat)
The fine tail of the distribution.
STUDENT NERD
(a beat, asserts)
Now that the one, known, extant anti-helion is, not, How do we requisition more from the U-F-O? Army logistics are notoriously slow,-- except in time of war….
SOME STUDENT
We could start a war!
STUDENT 5-AWAY
Not on my deferment number!
OTHER STUDENT
We could invent a war for the Army's entertainment!
STUDENT WIT
(droll)
We'll have to, "Up, the ante"!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS.
NEW STUDENT
Let's visit the U-F-O site directly ourselves! We can fly-in overnight, and be there before sunup.
CLEVER STUDENT
(hand-up)
I know the address for a costume company: We can dress-up as an Area-51 A-I-Response-Team: walk-in, take-over, grab a few ant'helions.
A-STUDENT
How can we find antihelion quickly in the daylight,-- unless we take heavy-water squirt-guns?!
A GRAD
Harry, Mike and Jeff can fly us close by helicopter.
HARRY (PA)
Let me have a show of hands: Those on tomorrow's impromptu field-trip.
100-SELECT raise hands.
HARRY (CONT'D +PA)
We'll take the red-eye:-- meet at the airport tonight: Pack your bags for a weekender. Today's lecture is tabled until we return: Read-ahead sections 17-point-3-through-7 in Glasstone … Nuclear Science on the flyby, should be interesting.
He removes his microphone and gathers things; the audience exeunts QUIETLY TALKATIVELY; an aisle-seat Grad remains; Jaime approaches; Undergrad Barkel works her way forward; another Grad comes down to the empty right board and diagrams his joke;
Mid second-row and third-row undergrads articulate:
3RD:ROW#2
(to fore and aft)
It's proverbial stardust!
4TH:ROW#2
(following)
It should be called, Planck-ton-- after the physicist!
5TH:ROW#2
(grins to following)
Dilithium is better.
6TH:ROW#2
(following)
But anti-lithon expels un-pair-able electron triplets;- and its nuclear binding structure is weak, compared to antihelion-- It can't be stable!
5TH:ROW#2
(pouts about)
Well: that just debunks my favorite T-V show--!
(exaggerates)
I guess there's nothing really left on Earth… I'd rather go live on the farside of the cosmos…!
6TH:ROW#2
(emends)
May-be! They used helion-ant'helion pairs-- stabilized by laser-cooling to the 1-s orbitals:- bi-nillium-8: One nucleus stands-off the other's-anti, electron-orbitals; -a dimpled metastabililty;- preventing mutual-beta-annihilation and maintaining a triplet at 1-s and a fourth at 2-s:
(exuberant revelation)
Like! Quasi,-lithium… Sure--! Pauli mutual exclusivity for anti-coupled quantum number states in closebound paralleles, preventing both pairs occupying the same state or holding the identical boson-exchange energy state difference: One electron, or its anti, elevates to a 2-s orbital outside, the quasi-nucleus; to bond electro-covalently at a non,-ground state valence of,-- 1:-- just like, lithium; or selectably antilithium: Electro-chemically forming, quasi-dilithium,-16; --switchably anti--!
(turns up-aisle astounded)
A pseudo-degeneracy-stabilized bi-generate dense crystalline matrix form of quasi-di-matter…. I wonder how it's utilized!! --Or switched!
6TH-ROW#3
(turns with; adds)
Its primary crystalline form would be cubic because of the internally alternating nuclear charges … which would result in strong-focusing of permeating charged particle streams to atomic-width along three axes by convergent-divergent quadrupoles,-- like in a tevatron superconducting supercollider;- At proper operating energy levels the Mossbauer effect should completely stabilize it:- It could mix matter and antimatter on its supranuclear scale: create any ideal configuration: a pre-cosmic-expansion universe, in a microcosm: in your pocket … all with impunity!
5TH:ROW#2
(over-awed)
You mean, Dilithium, is real!?- Not science-fiction!?- What's the world coming-to?! This is heady--!!
They continue up-aisle among those exeunting into the b.g.
6TH:ROW#2
(on and on)
Electro-magnetic force is 43-orders of magnitude stronger than gravity: and the proton-anti-proton mix just shy of nuclear density can create a small black-hole of a kilogram with all the strange aether forces under control:- charge phasor corotation; photon-cloaking-decloaking; aether-zero-point energy flux; mass-energy base-density; antimatter-dominancy!
5TH:ROW#2 (CONCURRENT)
So we just skipped from the 20th to the 23rd century!?-- What, happened to the two intervening centuries…?!
6TH-ROW#3 (CONCURRENT)
(nonchalant future)
Famine, depression, war: The United States refused to fund a search for Pluton, Rebuked third-world nations developing nuclear heating, -Missed the opportunity to predict the next sunspot minima-… Three, little-ice-ages set-in: Famine, depression, war….
As Jaime reaches the table, and Undergrad Barkel nearly:
JAIME
Think there's room on one plane?
HARRY
Looked like about a hundred are going tomorrow.
UNDERGRAD BARKEL
Excuse me, professor!?
HARRY
Yes?
UNDERGRAD BARKEL
I have 5-71-C, with Professor Gwen; I'm having trouble with yesterday's assignment: The T-A today, couldn't answer my question: Can I ask you?- You know a lot about mathematics….
HARRY
(helpless look at Jaime… sincere at Undergrad)
Yes: What's your question?
UNDERGRAD BARKEL
(diagrams: pencil, paper)
It's Brauer's Fixed Point Theorem on 3-space balls with closed C-infinity smooth gradient-mapping:-- I thought I followed her lecture yesterday, but when I got home I found a confusion:
(phrasing)
Beginning with the hull-sphere of the ball, Collapse the sphere to the center … So then by the Hyper-infinitesmal Continuum Principle, the fixed point lies on some continuous curve, from its start on the hull-sphere, to the center; Or, it returns back to the hull, paired to the first fixed-point, but which was not required in the Given … Or, it finds some closed, sub-layer, in which to oscillate forever trapped…
(phrasing)
But now … Suppose I move the center during convergence-- letting the sphere collapse with curvilinear motion: Then-- any non-returning, non-oscillating, curve, can be drawn to any interior point… And--
(phrasing)
Since every point has infinitely many approaches, this means there must be infinitely-many-or-more, curves multiply-filling the ball…
(glums)
So, Either all interior points are fixable to the hull-sphere, or sub-ball thereof, Or some portion of fixed-point-lines end in trapping-spheres… which also trap any fixed-point-lines coming up from below … Or maybe there is no smooth mapping in 3-D … or … I'm, sinking in the black-hole of calculus…!
JAIME
(interjects)
Could any of those trapped curves be infinitely-long before falling below their trapping layers?
UNDERGRAD BARKEL
Good point.
HARRY
Not all three are simultaneously valid conclusions … Peter's grad-student, John, might answer that,-- that's his side-job as a math-tutor and math-assistant … and he's good with curl and divergence formulae: I'm not fast in mathematics: I didn't catch your error.
UNDERGRAD BARKEL
(slightly pensive)
Does that mean I have to go with you all tomorrow-- if John goes?
HARRY
Tomorrow's field-trip is voluntary.
UNDERGRAD BARKEL
(smiles vibrant)
Okay! Tomorrow it is!
(EXITS)
Harry finishes; Jaime extracts the video-cassette …
HARRY
(puzzles to Jaime)
Yes…?
JAIME
She wants to go, Harry:- She needed a reason.
HARRY
A reason-- to find Gwen…!?
JAIME
Or to join the team,-- to get the answer together….
HARRY
A continuum principle doesn't exist: A circle can be tangential to a line at just one point.
JAIME
She imagines the infinitesimal works smoothly, relative to its integral translation.
HARRY
A complex imagination,-- needs more realism.
JAIME
She is, taking math,- not just nuclear physics. And what about us-versus-Army, tomorrow? Shall I give them the AIR-Team bosom-job?!
HARRY
(leaving)
The what!?- Is that a non sequitur? Or, am I late for cookie-crumbling-therapy…?!
JAIME
(accompanies)
Didn't you ever play 'Area 51' at the video arcades? where the Alien-Intelligence Response-Team counters the insidious U-F-O Alien incursion forces?- Female AIR-Team attire was strictly bosomy:-- As if the horrid Aliens weren't interesting enough….
HARRY
Sort of Earth-beauty and the space-beast?-- No,- Celestial mechanics,- interplanetary navigator, zero-gravity racquetball, were my speed: Virtual-realism at full strength…. And, we'll only have 50-hesits to lift-off:-- if we're to survive the missiles they'll hurl at us.
JAIME
(surprised)
You intend to take, the U-F-O…!?
HARRY
(nears seats)
We owe it to Gwen and the guys, to match them.
AISLE GRAD
(seated)
Harry, Are we going to have a moment to discuss the Pitha abstracts on the proton spin crisis, tonight? I e-spressed you the '96 archive copies this morning. The authors suggested collective quark spin moment.
HARRY
(stops at seat)
You won't get a better guess from me at this time: I haven't reviewed it nor changed my opinion for quark asphericity-spin-precession…. Did you find the Deutscher citation on spin-challenged radiodecay in holmium-dysprosium-1-63 co-version?
AISLE GRAD
No-- Not yet: I've been through the Citation index: You sure it exists outside your nuke-chem handbook!?
HARRY
(intent to exit)
It's essential reading!-- Check Highbeam, too….
AISLE GRAD
(pointing at the board)
Before you go …
HARRY
(turns to the board loud)
Do you have something for me?
SILLY GRAD
(semaphoring his diagram)
I have your quantum, itinerary, Harry:
(chalk at each line)
Starting at Diana's,- your highest bound energy valiance,-
(chalk across eyes)
-Any beyond is eye-on-eyes'ed only-
(resumes chalk)
You dropped-by Moo-Vis-A-Vis-- and, through your ordinary work-function
(5-wiggler)
there remitted five Beta particles;
HARRY
(loud)
Those were V-H-S.
SILLY GRAD
(wipes, writes "VHS")
Oh, right:-- five V-H-S, particles.
(resumes chalk)
Then down to campus level where you
(a fat wiggler-arrow)
spontaneously desorbed Jaime,-- a female alpha, particle, -I'm sure:- Two fully-charged protons, and a pair of equally-massive neutrons.
JAIME
(restrained guffaw)
Oh, Brother…!
SILLY GRAD
(dithers next pair)
But you couldn't decide between O-chem and P-chem, --being coupled finely-split Harry states,--
(next)
And skipped to Q-chem,-- finishing your power spectra, in time for:--
(underscores final, QED)
Your classic ground state,-ments!
(hands up for crescendo)
Q-E-D! Q-E-F! Q-E-I!
HARRY
Very good,-- You get A, for today.
SILLY GRAD
But I've already graduated;- I was hoping you'd renew my stipend…!?
HARRY
(grins)
I didn't say, A-what … My office….
And they exeunt up the aisle, Grads too….
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[Act 2]



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