Wision--SesQuaTercet USA ™ de facto trademark Petry System Family Wision USA

in conjunction with

project NEMO

presents

Professors' Spring Fling

an advanced space sciences romantic adventure comedy, PG-13 Sci4fi feature

Mr. Raymond Kenneth Petry, Strategic Director
a Wision--SesQuaTercet USA production

Four research professors took the ultimate Spring Break
out of this world, and this world wants to get it back.

(a division of Lanthus Corporation)

[index][script][music][sets&settings][budget][prospectus][roles]
[feature] Four university tenure-track researchers returned to Earth by UFO on Monday, escaped by submarine with a newly extant sister,- who's fiance wants her back and is willing to take the UFO from Area 51 and chase them across the universe and beyond.... An astronomical linguistical mathematical systematical exploration turning the universe inside-out, as you never learned in the common universities.
[Music specified in this screenplay is the Strategic Director's selection]

Act 2

'How in the world do we follow?'

FADE IN:
INT. HELIPORT OFFICE - AREA 51 - SUN UP (NEXT MORNING)
Desert, hangar in the background beyond parked rental cars; TECHNICIANS tend 2 rental helicopters idling …
Indoors, OWNER, Mike, Jeff, Harry, Jaime, SECRETARY, review and discuss Certificates, sign and exchange papers at the counter and desk. A hesit-day-clock on the wall; a xero-copier on the counter.
A small TV follows KRWN Eye-Storm UFO News-coverage [NEWS-ANCHOR Jane, KRWN-MIKE on her-monitor] …
MIKE
(hands certificate)
Qualified on everything the Army bought or procured: Attack, Recon, Cargo, E-War … and three it didn't.
OWNER
(signs papers)
We'll have to chat someday … Four-thousand dollars each for today:-- Return these by sundown: We frown on night-flying…. They're fueled--
(stretch-looks outside)
and idling…. You'll get 5-hundred
(hands contracts)
kilometers, or 6-kilohesits….
(copies Certificates)
If the desert wind picks-up, don't land:-- Wait!-- You have emergency pneumatic re-starters,-- but don't restart above 2-kilometers: Use your auto-rotation to descend to 2-K. No stunt-flying; We keep a copy of your Flight Certification, your Radio Clearance, and flightplan. Be careful of the U-F-O traffic: It's been hectic here every day!
(returns originals)
MIKE
(signs papers)
Conservative estimates.
JEFF
(signs papers)
Standard fare;-- pretty good price, for the hottest story in history…!
OWNER
I make my money by staying in business: We've brought-in ten more copters and we're getting good all-day turnover: Back by noon gets you 35-percent rebate.
(a beat)
What makes you guys so interested in the U-F-O?-- You seem more the college professor types;-- Public television?
HARRY
Inside information: We obtained a V-C-R of the Aliens' plot,-- with scientific evidences beyond our technologies: We thought we'd investigate promptly.
OWNER
Adventurous;- You are, coming back?
JAIME
Sure:
(grins)
If the Aliens don't take us to their leader.
All smile.
OWNER
(finished, leads exeunt)
You're all set.
They exeunt, except the Secretary, to the--
EXT. PARKING, HELIPORT FIELD, HELIPADS - (CONTINUOUS)
And saunter across … to Brad, Tommi, Susan, Dave, loading two helicopters …
A TECHNICIAN leaves,-- salutes Owner;
OWNER
(to them)
Helicopters were my first love…. Nothing compared to a U-F-O though. Wish I were going with you: You might be able to explain things to me: Propellerless levitation and flight: Imagine that:-- Wish our Pentagon guys could figure it out: It's the only thing I never liked about choppers.
(arriving)
Well: Best wishes,-- And best view:
(extends handshake)
Hope you get your money's worth.
JEFF
(handshakes)
Thanks.
MIKE
(handshakes)
Thank you, sir;- We'll take good care of your desert grasshoppers.
Owner salutes all,-- leaves; Technicians follow, saluting;
(00:00 - Rhythm Of Love/DJ Company)
JAIME
(returns salutes)
All aboard!
(climbs aboard Jeff's)
Let's move out!
HARRY
See you there, Jaime.
(climbs aboard Mike's)
All eight board the two….
(00:08 clap)
ROTORS START, and WIND-UP …
Thumb-up signal each other:--
(00:20 gallop)
LIFT-OFF,--
And fly away …
Far away … Beyond the hills …
And abruptly descend, to--
EXT. FLAT LAND AMONG DESERT HILLS
LANDING adjacent to 2 cars, equipments …
John, Gary, in blue AIR-Team jumpsuits, functional headsets, deliver labeled packages to each as they debark:
JOHN
(one to Harry)
Harry: Put this on!
(and to next)
HARRY
What is it?!
JOHN
(handing to Jaime)
Your A-I-R-Team outfit:-- Official!
JAIME
(mutual to Harry)
I'm only here for the campus news:
(brave grin)
Trust me, Harry: This isn't news!
They don their jumpsuits; Jaime fits bosomy; John, Gary, squeegee-affix USA flag and "N.C.L.R. Nuclear Chemistry Laboratories Response" decals to the helicopters …
They test headsets ad lib; pack their clothes into bags; and load the last equipment … a radio transponder;--
HARRY
Where'd you get this transponder?
JOHN
Astrophysics Department: their high altitude sounder: They are set to track us-- even to the moon, Harry!
Now-10 climb aboard … (wind-up, fly-off, implied in music)
EXT. UFO LANDING SITE - DESERT HILLS
Urban helicopters hover within miles of the stealth black UFO 1 km long 100 m high and wide; an open portal mid-side, a breach at rear; US ARMY teams investigate, COL. REICHER in charge; 2 mobile KRWN Eye-Storm News CREW busy; ad lib …
CU: RADTAC, Driver, in a Jeep at talking distance behind GENERAL, Driver, in the lead Jeep, relaxed watching …
RADTAC
(louder)
Roger!
(to the lead jeep)
General: Radar has a snake in the grass: Due west!
General lifts rectobinoculars (CU) to view west--
RECTOBINOCULAR VIEW:
(01:15 2nd kickstart)
"N.C.L.R." helicopters hop low hills, approaching …
GENERAL (OC)
Well, well: Grasshoppers too.
RADTAC (OC)
Same vector, sir.
And land nearish Col. Reicher and the UFO …
EXT. HELICOPTERS - IMPROMPTU LANDINGS - NEAR UFO
Harry, Jaime, John, Gary, Mike, Jeff, Brad, Tommi, Susan, Dave, debark in headsets, welder goggles, laden with squirt rifles, spray canisters, Geigers, the transponder, Mike's papers,-- and approach the UFO …
Col. Reicher confronts them --noticing Jaime's fit--
COL. REICHER
And where are we going, U-FO-bees?!
Jaime knows his look; Harry defers to Mike.
MIKE
(orders)
Alien-Intelligence-Response Team, Colonel:-- Clear your men off the platform: We've traced antimatter deployments to this vessel.
The others straighten-up their gear;
COL. REICHER
(guffaws)
This I've got to believe it, to see it!
(calls)
Sergeant!
JAIME
Good, Colonel: Your Sergeant will see it!
MIKE
(advises)
Colonel: We have work-completion on schedule, here.
SERGEANT walks-up,- just as General's jeep arrives;
COL. REICHER
Sergeant: Escort these civies to designated Area-51 Public Zone.
GENERAL
What have you got here, Colonel Reicher?!
Jaime reality-checks Col. Reicher;--
COL. REICHER
(shakes no, turning away)
A few overly ambitious …
MIKE
(quickens)
General,-- Sir:
(hands-over papers)
Alien-Intelligence-Response Team, Unit 4-0-9-C, Nuclear Chemistry Laboratories Response, Sir. We are here on orders to glean antimatter: Traces have emerged, from this vessel, Sir. Please, Have your Colonel recall his men,-- Sir.
COL. REICHER
Sir, these U-FO enthusiasts landed a moment ago.
GENERAL
(at papers)
Yes: We scoped their helicopters.
(and to Mike)
I don't recognize your unit, Commander: Where are you stationed?
MIKE
(subordinate)
California, Sir-- Santa Cruz: The Aliens were tracked there,-- where evidences of antimatter were discovered,-- Sir.
GENERAL
Have you any evidences to show us, Commander?
MIKE
Sir: It was destructively tested,-- annihilated, Sir,-- But a routine detection procedure inside the U-F-O, will ascertain whether there is any uncontained,-- Sir.
GENERAL
Colonel Reicher, have you tested for antimatter?
COL. REICHER
No, Sir: Bio-Rad certified it, Absolute:-- No gases, no spores, no radioactivity: Shirtsleeve environment; Five-hundred-percent oxygen concentration in unopened chambers, is the worst of it,- or the best of it, depending on which doctors we asked: No hazards until somebody sneezes;-- and there have been no annihilations.
JAIME
It has been found dangerous only on contact with flesh, Sir.
GENERAL
And, how do you propose to test for antimatter?
HARRY
(respects him)
General, The squirt-rifles are filled with heavy-water, -a source of deuterium:- Specifically, anti-helion promptly catalyzes water and fusions the deuterons. The fogging canisters also, have heavy-water….
GENERAL
And you're the thinker for this group.
HARRY
Principal Investigator.
GENERAL
(sighs)
Colonel …
COL. REICHER
(at a draw)
Sir, I really don't think we have …
HARRY
(overrides)
You don't, have, the necessary equipment, Colonel.
GENERAL
(to Reicher)
Can you have them test the entrance corridor, engine-room, and command-center?
COL. REICHER
Yes, Sir…. Sergeant: Escort one of these foggers into the U-FO.
SERGEANT
Colonel: Really, this is irregular: I can't direct my men to make way for civilian visitors …
COL. REICHER
(overlaps annoyed)
Do it, Sergeant:-- General's order!
SERGEANT
(accedes)
Yes, Sir.
(looks at Jaime)
You: Bring your gear:-- follow me.
(walks to UFO)
JAIME
(gathers-up)
Yes, sir.
(rechecks Reicher a beat)
COL. REICHER
(softly smiles: confides)
Seventh-generation grandfather.
JAIME
(hastens to Sergeant)
Don your sunglasses, sir.
EXT. UFO BASE ACCESS RAMP, ENTRY PORTAL - (MOMENTS LATER)
Jaime in welders' goggles and Sergeant in photochromic sunglasses, climb the ramp …
Atop they enter:-- Jaime sprays her canister about …
Instantly compounding writhing bluish-WHITEOUT CLOAKS THEM;
GLASSES BLACK-GOLD, Sergeant yells, running out and down--
SERGEANT
(expedites shouting)
Retreat!!-- Clear the U-FO!!
(back outside)
Platoon-Comm: Sound the Exit!!
BELOW: COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER radios …
MOMENTARILY …
Army Teams emerge from the bluish glare, wearing black-gold sunglasses and shielding their eyes …
EXT. HELICOPTERS
HARRY
General: We must de-anti the U-F-O, as soon as the Sergeant's men are out and clear … then return home.
GENERAL
Colonel!
COL. REICHER
Yes, sir.
(keys WALKIE TALKIE)
Sergeant: Give me your clear!
SERGEANT (DISTANT)
(shouts)
Yes, Sir, Colonel:
(to Comm)
Platoon-Comm: Follow-up!
COMM-OFFICER (DISTANT)
(shouts)
Yes, sir!
(resumes radio)
[COMM-OFFICER] (RADIOS)
Colonel has ordered evacuation!
EXT. UFO BASE RAMP - GLARING BLUISH EXIT PORTAL - (10 MIN.)
Mike et al lug equipments and transponder up the ramp;
The Army, General still in his Jeep, wait, watching below;
And HORDES of visitors far beyond, in the Public Zone.
Atop, they don welder's DARK GOGGLES (F÷4);
Tommi adjusting hers,-- pauses pensive, both hands holding:
SUSAN
(watching her, humors)
Anyone bring a Trick-or-treat bag?
TOMMI
(a beat solemn)
I didn't bring my Passport.
JEFF
We'll still be in Nevada, inside.
TOMMI
Inside, is not what bothers me.
They giggle mutually uneasily, and advance inside …
INT. UFO ENTRY CORRIDOR - PALE BLUE WASHED - (CONTINUOUS)
Trotting-in, passed numerous brilliant FLARING SPOTS …
And catch-up to Jaime spraying ahead, just as--
3 NEW FLARE-SPOTS BLOOM;--
MIKE
(smiles)
Jaime!
JAIME
(turns, smiles)
Hi, guys: Come help Spring cleanup!
(more to Mike)
That was a lot of yessir-ing, Mike: Think you guys bought us 51-hesits?
MIKE
Well-founded habit;-- sure hope so.
JOHN
Any clues where's the control room?
JAIME
A lot of troops came-out this way.
(leads-in)
HARRY
Let's go, guys!
She leads them TROTTING …
(00:00 - Breaking All The Rules/She Moves/Berman Bros)
Momentarily finding the--
AUTO-ESCALATOR, TO COMMAND DECK - OMNILIT (CONTINUOUS)
Jaime, Mike, John, Harry, Tommi, Susan, step-ride up; Jeff, Gary, Brad, Dave, trot away with the transponder:
JAIME
(stepping onto)
This way: Let's go up, top level.
NOW ESCALATING.
GARY
(running away)
I'm checking the perimeter, Harry!
JEFF
(following)
I'm with Gary: Catch you upstairs!
MIKE
(behind Jaime)
Dangerous?- Only on contact with flesh, Jaime?- He didn't have any heavy-water handy …
JAIME
He could have been a former college football hero, brought-up drinking heavy-water to put-on weight….
(a grin)
Mike bites air.
They DOFF THEIR GOGGLES (F×4);
And at the top level, trot-in …
INT. STARSHIP COMMAND ROOM - (CONTINUOUS)
Trotting, Jaime sits center-left at the Helm, Mike stands behind and directs; John sits center-right at Navigation:
MIKE
(entering)
Simple enough! John take the Helm.
(points room-center)
Jaime, help John: Everybody, controls: Get this boat fired-up!
Harry, Tommi, Susan, wander the periphery back-left-right: All scatter-chord on displays, panels, pads, keys …
JAIME
(pokes)
Hello!?
But no results … no hints … 10 sec….
JAIME
(pauses, exasperates)
Gwendolyn Rachel,--
ALL DISPLAYS [GWEN] PAUSED: Forward, soffits, stations.
JAIME (CONT'D)
Where are you leading your sister?!
(looks up abruptly alert)
All Displays have lettered keypads with sample guess-words, technicals, damage warnings, navigations; (Gwen eyes, hair, adjust live continually, cf late Spring Break);
VOX ACTUATED--
[GWEN:VIDEO]
If this is an emergency, depress A-C-O on your alpha-pad … Square-pads have position controls; Circle-pads have attitude controls … Your auto-interpretive emote-controls actuate in two-hundred hesits: six minutes…
AUTO-PAUSED.
All silent, hesitant or looking about …
MIKE
(restarts)
Do it!
All key their lettered display-pads but not blank manuals …
JOHN
Nothing…!
(to Jaime)
Try your blank manual keypad:--
(points)
Computers can't be sure what the display is showing in an emergency start-up sequence.
JAIME
(match-keys manual "ACO")
A … C … O.
ACTUATED--
[GWEN:VIDEO]
You have actuated for emergency operation. If this is a nuclear missile assault, depress K-C-X. If this is for conventional weapons, depress N-P-D. If this is a positional hazard, depress X-Q-E. You may actuate additional emergency coefficients.
AUTO-PAUSED.
HARRY
Conventional, Jaime:-- any moment….
JAIME
(keys manual "NPD")
N-P-D.
TACTICAL WEAPONS replaces the Display visual,--
[GWEN:VIDEO] (OC)
You have actuated for conventional weapons. Manual weapons-actuation is onscreen. You may actuate additional emergency coefficients.
AUTO-PAUSED.
JAIME
(keys manual "XQE")
X-Q-E.
HELM details on Jaime's; NAV-damages on John's;--
JAIME (CONT'D)
Positional, Harry.
VOX ACTUATED--
[GWEN:VIDEO] (OC)
You have actuated for a positional hazard. Your manual Helm actuation is onscreen. You may actuate additional emergency coefficients.
AUTO-PAUSED.
HARRY
Prepare to lift off.
JOHN
(points)
We've got some red-lights:- Damage.
EXT. NEAR BASE OF UFO
Strong wind blows outward: Helicopters auto-rotate, tipple:
THE UFO-BLACKNESS IS UPRIGHTING …
KRWN-MIKE
(narrating-about)
Jane, A desert storm is winding-up.
GENERAL
(urgently)
Get them out of there!
UFO LIFTS SLIGHTLY …
GENERAL (CONT'D)
(furious)
Get them out!- That's, my, U-FO!!
(furiouser)
Bring, them, down,-- Colonel!!
KRWN-MIKE
(reports-about)
Jane, the General is furious about… Jane!- The U-FO is lifting-off! The General definitely wants his U-FO!
Troups prepare, aiming bazookas, missile launchers;
UFO rises slowly … clearing heads … drifting aside …
COL. REICHER
(belays)
Hold positions!-- Sergeant!
ARMY-team MEDICS rush-in LOUDLY AD LIB below the UFO, as it glides aside toward the hills, revealing--
3 white-dressed BODIES near a squashed utility-car:
KRWN-MIKE
(seeking-about)
The troups are preparing to fire on the U-FO: They're aiming bazookas, and missile launchers … Jane!--
(finding the focus below)
There's a breaking story here: Open the studio-lines, Jane: This one is big!- There's vehicle wreckage, and something… white bodies below where the U-FO has rested all this week!- The Army Medic-Team is moving-in!
Mobile KRWN MOVES IN THE FLOW …
INT. HELICOPTER OFFICE - (AS CONTINUOUS)
TAXI-DRIVER [late Spring Break] drives-up with passengers … who pay, and all come in…. Owner is sitting-back absorbed watching the TV [KRWN crowds-in with Army doctors around the bodies: glimpses of apparents Gwen, PETER, DANIEL]:
[KRWN-MIKE]
(strides)
We're getting a definite new report on the U-FO, Jane: There are three, bodies lying under it, dressed in white; where it was: two men …
[NEWS-ANCHOR]
(calm)
Get me close-up, Mike.
TV [ZOOM-IN: bodies dressed as formal space-admirals];
[KRWN-MIKE]
(crowds toward bodies)
This is real, Jane: This is not, a hoax! The Army doctors are checking the bodies: They are fully clothed bodies, Jane: There is no evidence of hanky-panky: This is not, divine retribution: This is clear murder!
[NEWS-ANCHOR]
We're following you all the way, Mike: Get me audio of the Medics.
TAXI-DRIVER (CONCURRENT)
(entered already)
Hi,-- more customers.
(watches TV)
[KRWN-MIKE]
(reports)
Can't get near enough, yet, Jane,-- hang-on.
(to cameraman)
Cam … yeah, Point your mike first.
TV [AIM WOBBLES: including various medics ad lib];
[KRWN-MIKE]
(re-pumps)
Jane: These are Americans down here!
OWNER (CONCURRENT)
Hi. It's gone,-- The U-FO's gone.
[KRWN-MIKE]
(reports)
Army Radio Chief Smithers says: The President has, been notified: Three Americans have been killed by the U-FO … Hold-on, Jane … We're mixing front-line reports … Jane!-- One of the bodies has moved!-- The female, Jane! An American woman-- and she's still alive! Isn't this exciting, Jane?!- Keeping-up with the flow of information:- Live history changes, right here! -Jane!- We're getting a new report: The woman's body is speaking … Her message is: "Call … Kings …" … We could be witnessing a soul-body transfer-- live-- on television, Jane!
TV [ZOOM-IN: body of Gwen-apparent];
[NEWS-ANCHOR]
May be just an N-D-E, Mike, --under duress,-- a Near-Death Experience:- Keep us posted on her.
TAXI-DRIVER (CONCURRENT)
(recognizes)
I've seen that woman:-- picked her up a week ago;-- strange bunch: All three of them, dressed in white … Drove them to California bay area….
[KRWN-MIKE]
(reports)
Jane!-- Army Medic-Chief Ryan now reports, All three bodies have, moved: They're alive, Jane! They're critical hydration-starved: They've been out here a week in the desert! They're garbed in some kind of hostile-viro-wear! Chief Ryan is saying, they may recover, Jane!
[NEWS-ANCHOR]
Youth hostel, Mike? Are they school students?
Army assault-vehicles race toward the UFO direction …
[KRWN-MIKE]
(reports)
Adults, Jane-- like you and me: They're wearing hostile-environment suits: which may have saved them from total dehydration! Jane! We're getting a forward-scout report: The U-FO has gone-down,-- nearby: Jane: This changes things again: The Army is sending-out armed vehicles …
INT. STARSHIP COMMAND - OVER HILLS - SHADED WINDOW
Tommi, Susan, are reviewing operations with Jeff, Gary, at perimeter right, left: instructing, poking displays, pads;
The ship descends wobbly among low hills;
HARRY
(answers impositions)
… I don't know, how, Gwen learned so much about this,-- nor how she programmed it:- They didn't tell me: Maybe they took a ride in it!
MIKE
But the U-F-O appeared only this week, Harry: the very day they were to return from this area!- And, no other Aliens were observed near it: She must have been on it earlier-- and long-enough!
JEFF
Suppose she, -they,- were abducted, early last week: That'd explain their nonchalant late return: Maybe they escaped from the Aliens,- and landed this U-F-O on their own…!
MIKE
But then, why didn't they plan on retaking this U-F-O?-- Their plans called for a submarine polar route: something else they must have found or learned: That must have been one busy, week, for Spring Break!
GARY
The Aliens must still be up there-- somewhere: at their mother-ship,-- waiting for us to come up!
JOHN
(leans to Jaime)
Jaime: Would you prefer to switch with me,- Let me take the Helm?
HARRY
(catches)
John: Stay put: We need teamwork right now;- And we all need learn all these controls,-- and Jaime has soloed private jets.
(mildly exasperates)
Mike: Why are we descending?!
MIKE
Quick stop, Harry: More supplies;-- and attach the tracking-transponder to the hull.
HARRY
We don't have time: Install it from inside at the hull breach.
JEFF
Either way, Harry, we have to re-open its sealed shut-out hatches.
A ROOM-SHAKING THUMP as the ship touches down,-- and
TILTS.
Harry notices the HORDE OF THOUSANDS CONVERGING outside, just viewable below,-- and hundreds of vehicles beyond.
Jeff, heeled by Gary, rush-EXEUNT:
GARY
(charging down-escalator)
This'll be quick, Harry: We've rehearsed it!
MIKE
Wasn't made for landing on Earth….
HARRY
(seeing outside: excited)
Who are all those people…?! Did we crush any…?!
JAIME
Never seen your Nuke-Chem class, outdoors!?
HARRY
We left them back at the Area 51 public-zone…!!
JAIME
That was the public: Your students waited here: They're coming, Harry.
HARRY
With us!?- We can't take them with us!-- We can't take them all:-- we weren't going to take you, Jaime! This was planned by and for nine researchers!
JAIME
Harry, You gave them a smattering, of real, antimatter: Now they want more--! And, I want Diana back, as much as you!
JOHN
(inserts to Jaime)
An anti-smattering….
HARRY
(beat)
But, those under-21:-- This is statutory kidnapping!
MIKE
They came voluntarily, Harry.
HARRY
(upsets)
The 'death' penalty isn't voluntary in California!
JOHN
Nevada, Harry:--
(grins)
Plead insanity by reason of dislocation of the West-Coast.
HARRY
(wanders)
Why didn't you tell me?!--
(reconsiders)
We can't start with a mutiny on our bounty! We'll have to employ them:- Contracts;- Student Waivers;- Workmans' Comp;- Benefits …
JOHN
(interrupts)
Good name, Harry: This is now, the pirated Alien spaceship, Bounty!
JAIME
(whines)
Harry, Two hectahesits inside an Alien U-F-O and you're reverting to an aboriginal bureaucrat…!
Harry bites air.
JOHN
(enunciates)
Her Majesty's Green-Alien Bounty!-- sounds like an English pug-apple….
HARRY
(thinking aloud)
We'll have to organize them: Divide them into ten teams: hundreds each … How…?! Outfit them … Feed them …
AUTO-WEAPONS DISPLAYS UP.
HARRY (CONT'D)
(puzzled-look forward)
How…?!
Multiple-source TRACER VOLLEY ERUPTS outside forward,-- SHUDDERING THE SHIP;-- destroying incoming missiles afar;
HARRY
(distracted)
Now, what?!
JOHN
(to Jaime's controls)
We've just auto-volleyed, Harry: At incoming missiles over the hills, I guess: Emote-controls are now 'on'.
(resumes watching)
HARRY
Get those kids on-board, now! Prepare to launch immediately! They're not safe out there!
LAST MISSILES DESTROYED; They're watching for more …
MIKE
(low, to mouthpiece)
Jeff, Gary: Status: We're under live missile-fire: Get them in-now: No casualties! Give me your clear!
JOHN
(to Jaime's controls)
Correction: We had, in-coming:--
(faces Harry)
It took them out, Harry!
HARRY
Expedite this, Mike: The Army won't quit here!
JAIME
(hands stuck to pads)
Expediting!…
EMOTE-CONTROLS (sticky-gel hand-pads), DISPLAYS EMOTE DATA;
JAIME
(testing both-handed)
Whoa,-- Easy, boy: We've got full emote-control!
(feels, a live smile)
It's: warm!
Information Displays dense: Starship is fully up….
(00:00 - Call Me/Le Click)
EXT. UFO BASE - 7 QUICK-RIGGED ENTRY RAMPS - DESERT
Thousands of students daisy-chain holding hip-belts stream into portals; Jeff, Gary, Brad, Dave, ad lib on bullhorns …
INT. STARSHIP COMMAND
They busy-watch [HATCH-CAMERA] MONITORS: The boarding ends…
[JEFF] (MIKE-HEADSET)
Mike, They're all aboard;-- Closing hatches: Must be thousands of them: just poured-in … Never seen such a successful fire-drill!
MIKE
(to mouthpiece)
All right! Jeff, Thanks!--
(to all)
Harry, They're all aboard! Proceed to launch the U-F-O, Jaime!
JAIME
Aye, Commander Michael.
(controls, giggling)
Or should I say Arch-Alien Michael?
STARSHIP RIGHTS under them …
MIKE
(bracing)
We're not Aliens --not yet,-- and certainly not first: We've got to get this into outer-space, first.
And lifts-up from the ground …
More INCOMING MISSILES TRACK on Displays …
JOHN
(excited at Jaime's data)
Mike, Jaime's got incoming-- again.
JAIME
(to controls)
Thanks, John: Guys make war first: Dance second.
JOHN
(keys)
Hang-in, Jaime:- Stay with it: This thing is going to volley, any …
John's NAV-display brings-up ship tactics technicals;
Jeff, heeled by Gary, bolt up-escalator, into the room-- and sit at their perimeter stations right and left:
JEFF
(in, sits)
Must be airborne already: Felt the ship set-up, like on water,-- then absolute calm!
MIKE
Hold-on to something, guys: We're into live-action!
TRACER-FIRE ERUPTS forward toward distant hills--
EXPLOSIONS flare along the horizon;
MIKE
Full elevation, Jaime!
JAIME
(watches hands)
Try again.
(fingers emote-controls)
SHIP FORWARDS … to 70 mph …
JOHN
Too-much acceleration and we're liable to create hurricane season.
MIKE
An acceptable risk; Jaime, Give us forward thrust as soon as possible.
JAIME
It is, already, Mike: 70-meters-per-hesit,- though… mostly…
(contrite)
attributable to my learning curve….
MIKE
We didn't feel any forward, acceleration: Give us more…!
JAIME
(gently controls)
Forwarding acceleration.
Ship accelerates … to 100 mph … 150 … in 3 sec….
JOHN
(to Jaime)
We can do better than freeway speed, Jaime.
JAIME
(reports)
56-meters-per-hesit-per-hesit: and increasing: 59 … 60 … 61 … at least it says so!
JOHN
(to his controls)
Navigation confirms significant forward motion: 3-hundred meters… 3-50…per-hesit, increasing rapidly: Speed-of-sound shock-wall in 7-, 6-more hesits … But it's incredibly calm for 1-point-5-gee, Mike: Must have an acceleration damper field.
MIKE
(commands)
Rotate! Jaime, get us up there now!
JAIME
(controls)
Aye … Up-see-dai-sy … Yee-haw!--
Starship ROTATES SKYWARD; 0.2-1.0 mi./sec. in 5 sec….
Racing into sky cloud layers … through and …
Above, the sky clears … darkening to black: NAV shows their rapid ascent outer-spaceward 5 sec….
JOHN
(to Display)
Ten kilometers up, already….
JAIME
(watching forward)
Darn your booties: This baby's hanging-out of the crib!
JEFF
Harry: We've got shipwide public-address: Got any messages for your crew…?
HARRY
(happily surprised)
Let's try it.
(sits in Command chair)
Put me on.
HARRY (CONT'D +PA)
(as testing microphone)
I'd like to take this moment to formally welcome our student-crew, aboard the N-C-L-R Starship Bounty.
(enjoys; assigns)
Your first crew assignment, is: Tie-in to every computer display: Learn how this vessel operates and navigates…. The command bridge is restricted to personnel, please-- there are too many of us for visits up here: Brad, Dave, Susan, Tommi, sometimes Jeff and Gary, are your command-crew liaisons.
(a beat)
Second assignment: Implement crew log-in and recording procedures: Everyone aboard must be registered, presently: We will be implementing duty-divisions commensurate with individual work-study programs….
JAIME
(grins)
Professor Commander Administrator--
HARRY (+PA)
Third, --for extra-credit,--
(grins)
First crew-student to find me a rib-eye steak, wins, bridge-visitation privileges.
JAIME
(head to one-hand-free)
Queeg!
Surprised, She plays with alternating one-hand-stuck …
JOHN
(to Jaime)
Some-one's got to find these things, Jaime: We're not coming-back to Earth, for dinner:
(looks ahead: sighs)
Nor even this solar system!
Stars litter the black sky beyond the west full moon …
Red-laser-light twinkles-about the outer window edges …
John, Jaime, busy but exchanging brief half-looks:--
JOHN
(resumes half-at Jaime)
This U-F-O sure beats the antigravity-ring project.
JAIME
(half-at John)
Antigravity is science-fiction stuff.
JOHN
(half-at Jaime)
Not at all!--
(for Jaime)
The, geometric, anti-gravity ring, is one of the real possibilities for a space-elevator,-- comparable to Doctor Clarke's geo-rope trick:
(constructs)
Consider, a ring, in space, around the Earth, with heavy sliders moving faster than orbit-speed,- which buoy-up the whole ring.
JAIME
(half-at John)
That's ordinary massive celestial mechanics, not anti-grav.
JOHN
(for Jaime)
Next add a second ring in parallel, with sliders running the other way: Works the same, but the sum angular momentum is now zero.
JAIME
(considers for John)
O-kay… -a standing wave-
JOHN
(half-at Jaime)
Now let the ring-pair be segmented:
(busy but for Jaime)
Each segment-pair gets a pair of counter-sliders, so that the sum total motion is equivalent: Half the sliders are running forward,- half, back:-- At any one moment the same momentum, but each segment is closed,-- just touching adjacently.
JAIME
(for John)
O-kay… I'm picturing your segments are atoms…!
JOHN
(for Jaime)
Exactly!… And covalent electrons are ultra-fast sliders!
JAIME
(three-quarter-at John)
You mean, Put a wire around the Earth, And it floats: Antigravity?
JOHN
(for Jaime)
Nooo:- Two thirds of the electrons cross the wire, with no buoyancy effect … But covalent electrons can be realigned in strongly magnetic mu-metal: and that may help!
JAIME
(weird grin full-at John)
That's really neat!
(busies but for John)
You mathematicians surely have curious theories:
(sobers)
Why haven't they built it?
JOHN
(for Jaime, frenchly)
"Zh'n say qwah:" Covalent electrons orbit at a tenth of light-speed;- Electrons have a 37-hundredth of a deuteron mass;- Alignment factors cut 70-percent…. Double-bonded carbon-12 chains might have enough covalent electrons: It might work around the moon I think, not Earth.
JAIME
(smiles)
Something for a rainy day,- and a blue moon…. Would a diamond ring around the moon be stable? Or would it fall down, on one side?!
JOHN
(full-at Jaime)
Entirely self-stabilizing, by celestial mechanics:
(busy but for Jaime)
The electrons move too fast at apo-luna: and that raises the peri-luna side;-- and too slow at peri-luna, lowers the apo-luna:- The ring will center itself around the moon.
JAIME
(stares ahead 2 beats)
John,…
(gushes)
Have you ever thought of dedicating your moon-ring to a woman friend?!
JOHN
(to controls)
No,-- I hadn't.
(switches)
Mike: We've passed-up 3-hundred-20 kilometers.
MIKE
(studies)
Yes,- And it sure is quiet!- They must be planning something …
JAIME
(reminds)
The News reported a volley of anti-ballistic-missiles failed to aim when the U-F-O came-in this week: Maybe they're not wasting their missiles on us,-- or maybe they're afraid of more hurricane-winds, and letting us go peaceably:- We're not their Aliens!
MIKE
(mulls)
The military mind-set won't allow that, Jaime:-- There's something black in their wait … What?! Laser? Jaime,-- Give us positional dither, and axial roll.
JAIME
(controls)
Rolling, the boat….
THE SKY REVOLVES SLOWLY about their heading …
CUT TO:

[Act 3]



Screenwriter: Raymond Kenneth Petry
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